Where am I?

I was in the cleaning supplies section of Wal-Mart recently when a stranger stopped me and asked, “Can you tell me where I am?” This is one of those rare moments in time that a comedian's heart skips a beat. I very clearly and slowly said, “Wal-Mart.” He said, “No, I mean what area am I in?” I looked at the cleaning supplies on the shelves as my heart skipped another beat. I responded with, “Cleaning supplies.” Finally he clarified his question, asking, “No I mean what TOWN am I in?” I said, “You’re in Anderson, SC.” That’s when I realized he was on the phone the whole time. Isn't it amazing how people completely lose their mind on the phone.