Fresh Shrimp

While driving between shows one day in a very rural area I saw a series of signs along the side of the road, all hand painted. Peeches. Apals. Cukumbers. Potaters. Skwash. Each sign had a misspelled, single word on it. The signs were about two hundred yards apart and as they passed, I realized they were leading up to a road-side produce stand. Watermellens. Canterlope. Then finally one spelled correctly: Fresh Shrimp! The first thing through my mind was that they found their dicktionary. My bigger thought was that I was five hours inland – so just how fresh could these shrimp really be? Finally I wondered how these products even go together in the same stand. I spent $100.